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  <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:23:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>oh, this is gonna *suck*</title>
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  <category>horrible painful death</category>
  <category>no more heroes</category>
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  <lj:music>Genki Rockets - Heavenly Star</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:30:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>oh man someone totally needs to record this</title>
  <author>newhaights@comcast.net</author>  <link>http://ajoreilly.livejournal.com/67455.html</link>
  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HEY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;do you want to feel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SO FABULOUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;try &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tokyogameaction.com&quot;&gt;TOKYOTHIRST&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;an arcade for people who need&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF NOTECHARTS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with all new flavors like EMPRESS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PRINCESS ENERGY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s like adding DJs to a MY LITTLE PONY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOUND THE ALARM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;re going to feel &lt;a href=&quot;http://vjarmy.com/wiki/index.php/Kosuke_Saito&quot;&gt;UNCOMFORTABLY MORE HAPPY&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what&apos;s that?  you want sky?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well how about HAPPY SKY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it includes &lt;a href=&quot;http://vjarmy.com/wiki/index.php/Thunder&quot;&gt;Thunder&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REAL THUNDER&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bemanis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;ll be good at them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s an energy drink for naokis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REVENER-G&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;these ain&apos;t your daddy&apos;s puns&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they&apos;re GETIT PUNS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HIGH SPEED PUNS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEMANIS&lt;br /&gt;ENERGY&lt;br /&gt;BEMANIS&lt;br /&gt;ENERGY&lt;br /&gt;drumpads keysounds dancing stages&lt;br /&gt;MORE SENSORS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;ll move so fast n00bs will be like slooooooooooooooow doooooooooown&lt;br /&gt;and you&apos;ll be like fuck you and kick them in the face with your&lt;br /&gt;ENERGY MODS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;ll have so much fun FUN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAAAH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just playing ALL THE TIME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;power racing&lt;br /&gt;power drifting&lt;br /&gt;power strumming&lt;br /&gt;power drumming&lt;br /&gt;power fighting&lt;br /&gt;power dancing&lt;br /&gt;power getting COMBOS&lt;br /&gt;YOU&apos;LL HAVE SO MANY COMBOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTY THREE COMBOS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;play Empress to get your combos and you&apos;ll be good at IIDX&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;get your combos up ABNORMALLY HIGH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;ll be as good as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmoZu9Dvxs&quot;&gt;DOLCE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;people will watch you playing and think you&apos;re &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE5Ipy-PxEc&amp;amp;feature=related&quot;&gt;DOLCE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you&apos;ll play as good as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVh9sBsVgJw&amp;amp;feature=related&quot;&gt;DOLCE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;against actual &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JMqNbnVq_0&amp;amp;feature=related&quot;&gt;DOLCE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and he&apos;ll get a key miss and be deported back to DOLCANIA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hey, go with the sure thing!  don&apos;t gamble on your bemanis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TROOOOOPERRRRRRRRS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;try TOKYOTHIRST, the arcade that will make you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AAAH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bemanis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AAAAAAAAAAH</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:16:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Watch me get salmonned again.</title>
  <author>newhaights@comcast.net</author>  <link>http://ajoreilly.livejournal.com/67127.html</link>
  <description>So all I&apos;m good for is memes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Copy the list of restaurants.  Bold the ones you&apos;ve gone to.  Underline your favorite.  Strikeout your least.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Arby&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;2. Beefeater&lt;br /&gt;3. Benihana&lt;br /&gt;4. Black Angus&lt;br /&gt;5. Buffalo Grill&lt;br /&gt;6. &lt;u&gt;Burger King&lt;/u&gt; - I miss their Tenders.  The chicken fries are pretty good, though.&lt;br /&gt;7. California Pizza Kitchen&lt;br /&gt;8. Carl&apos;s Jr.&lt;br /&gt;9. Chick-fil-A&lt;br /&gt;10. Chipotle&lt;br /&gt;11. Chuck E. Cheese&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;12. Claim Jumper&lt;br /&gt;13. Cluck-U-Chicken&lt;br /&gt;14. Del Taco&lt;br /&gt;15. &lt;u&gt;Denny&apos;s&lt;/u&gt; - HELLS YES Tokyo Game Action and Denny&apos;s Leominster &lt;i&gt;4 LYFE.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. El Pollo Loco&lt;br /&gt;17. Fatburger&lt;br /&gt;18. Hard Rock Cafe&lt;br /&gt;19. Hardee&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;20. Harvey&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;21. &lt;strike&gt;HomeTown Buffet&lt;/strike&gt; - The local one got shut down for rat infestation or something.  Wasn&apos;t much to write home about before that, really...&lt;br /&gt;22. Hooters&lt;br /&gt;23. In-n-Out&lt;br /&gt;24. Jack in the Box&lt;br /&gt;25. &lt;b&gt;Johnny Rocket&apos;s&lt;/b&gt; - It&apos;s okay, if not a little generic, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;26. Kelsey&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;27. &lt;b&gt;KFC&lt;/b&gt; - Wasn&apos;t all that great the last time I went, but then again I&apos;ve started eating more chicken, so who knows?&lt;br /&gt;28. Krispy Kreme - I don&apos;t suppose KK vendors count? No? Damn.&lt;br /&gt;29. Long John Silver&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;30. &lt;u&gt;McDonald&apos;s&lt;/u&gt; - Used to hate their McNuggets.  The chicken strips are actually pretty kickass.  BK still has better fries, though.&lt;br /&gt;31. Oporto&lt;br /&gt;32. Outback Steakhouse&lt;br /&gt;33. Planet Hollywood&lt;br /&gt;34. Quizno&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;35. &lt;b&gt;Rainforest Cafe&lt;/b&gt; - tends to be only when I&apos;m at WDW&apos;s Animal Kingdom.&lt;br /&gt;36. Red Lobster&lt;br /&gt;37. &lt;b&gt;Red Robin&lt;/b&gt; - Even more blah than Johnny Rocket&apos;s.&lt;br /&gt;38. Red Rooster&lt;br /&gt;39. Señor Frog&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;40. Skyline Chili&lt;br /&gt;41. Sonic - I refuse on principle. When will they learn that bad commercials don&apos;t automatically equal sales?&lt;br /&gt;42. &lt;u&gt;Subway&lt;/u&gt; - Some damn good steak sandwiches, and their meatball ain&apos;t half bad.  Plus there&apos;s one within 30 minutes walking distance from home.&lt;br /&gt;43. Sweet Tomatoes&lt;br /&gt;44. &lt;b&gt;T.G.I.Friday&apos;s&lt;/b&gt; - Ruby Tuesday&apos;s is better.&lt;br /&gt;45. &lt;b&gt;Taco Bell&lt;/b&gt; - Lowend mexican food doesn&apos;t do it for me.&lt;br /&gt;46. TCBY&lt;br /&gt;47. The Old Spaghetti Factory&lt;br /&gt;48. Tim Horton&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;49. &lt;b&gt;Wendy&apos;s&lt;/b&gt; - A couple of times when I was working temp and it was on the way.  Haven&apos;t bothered to stop at one since.&lt;br /&gt;50. White Castle</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:15:04 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://ajoreilly.livejournal.com/66015.html&quot;&gt;Oh for fuck&apos;s sake.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Death Race 2000&lt;br /&gt;2. Animalympics&lt;br /&gt;3. (The Vidiot From) UHF&lt;br /&gt;4. Tony Hawk&apos;s Underground (VG)&lt;br /&gt;5. Cars&lt;br /&gt;6. Eternal Darkness: Sanity&apos;s Requiem (VG)&lt;br /&gt;7. A Goofy Movie&lt;br /&gt;8. Luck of the Irish (TV)&lt;br /&gt;9. GTA: Vice City&lt;br /&gt;10. South Park: Bigger, Longer &amp; Uncut&lt;br /&gt;11. MIIB (Men In Black II)&lt;br /&gt;12. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery&lt;br /&gt;13. Labyrinth&lt;br /&gt;14. Pokemon: The First Movie&lt;br /&gt;15. WarGames</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:05:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Fucking hell</title>
  <author>newhaights@comcast.net</author>  <link>http://ajoreilly.livejournal.com/66589.html</link>
  <description>Why can&apos;t I pass Love is Dreaminess Normal :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can pass V but I can&apos;t pass LiD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;also somebody look at my old posts and answer that damn movie meme plz</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:50:44 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>No, I&apos;m not giving the answers yet.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:45:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Aw come on</title>
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  <description>Only one guess?  You guys suck.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:27:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Stolen from &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_kinkyturtle&apos; lj:user=&apos;kinkyturtle&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://kinkyturtle.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://kinkyturtle.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;kinkyturtle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.  Restated because damnit I&apos;m too lazy to cut and paste.

&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pick 15 of your favorite movies.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Go to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com&quot;&gt;imdb.com&lt;/a&gt;, and pick a Memorable Quote from that movie&apos;s entry.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Post the results to LJ.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Auto-screen the comments.  Whenever anyone gets a guess right, put their name next to the quote.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Give everyone a while to guess before unscreening/revealing the answers.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;

I&apos;m picking some video games, and some TV movies, because I can. :p  Answers will be revealed Saturday, March 22; source media (Movie/TV/game) will be revealed Wednesday the 19th.

&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;You know, it used to be in the old days we would just take someone like you in a alley and blow their brains out.&quot; &quot;Come on Joe, all&apos;s fair in love and war.&quot; &quot;I&apos;m glad you said that Annie, because what we got going here ain&apos;t exactly love.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;I can&apos;t even pronounce his name, that&apos;s why I&apos;m gonna whip him so bad, he&apos;s gonna &lt;i&gt;look&lt;/i&gt; like his last name &lt;i&gt;sounds&lt;/i&gt;.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;You&apos;re right, Bob. I&apos;m sorry. What can I say? I-I&apos;m a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and... just bash my head right in! Go ahead. Really. Please! Just BASH it right in!&quot; &quot;George, you know I can&apos;t do that. You still owe me 5 bucks.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;Mmmm, tanks... aw tank -- look at these tanks... &lt;i&gt;Damn,&lt;/i&gt; look at these tanks...&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!&quot; [swoons and faints] &quot;Wow. . . . &lt;i&gt;Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.&lt;/i&gt;&quot; [another swoons and faints]&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;Sacrifice? Why should I do &lt;i&gt;anything&lt;/i&gt; for you? You &lt;i&gt;lied&lt;/i&gt; to me! &lt;i&gt;Betrayed&lt;/i&gt; me! ...And you really don&apos;t look so good anymore...&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?&quot; &quot;Uh... three and a half?&quot;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;Dancing&apos;s not a sport.&quot; &quot;Ah, it is in Ireland.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;Ok, listen up, dickhead. You work for me now.&quot; &quot;I work for money.&quot; &quot;As I said, amigo, you work for me now.&quot; &quot;I work for --&quot; &quot;&lt;i&gt;SHUT UP!&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;You MUST shut of the alarms! I fucking hate guard dogs!&quot; &quot;Yeah, I heard you the first time you British piece of shit -- &lt;i&gt;OW!&lt;/i&gt;&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;Let&apos;s put it on.&quot; &quot;What?&quot; &quot;The last suit you&apos;ll ever wear. . . . again.&quot; (&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_simhuman&apos; lj:user=&apos;simhuman&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://simhuman.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://simhuman.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;simhuman&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.&quot; &quot;What&apos;s your point, Vanessa?&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?&quot;  &quot;Do what? You mean rescue you?&quot;  &quot;No! You kissed me!&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;I didn&apos;t know Vikings still existed.&quot;  &quot;They mostly live in Minnesota.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&quot;Is it a game... or is it real?&quot; &quot;What&apos;s the difference?&quot; &quot;Oh, wow.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
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  <lj:music>good-cool feat. Meg - good-cool super collection - Last Message</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:46:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Just a quickie.</title>
  <author>newhaights@comcast.net</author>  <link>http://ajoreilly.livejournal.com/65536.html</link>
  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fin_de_si%C3%A8cle&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7593/findesieclebk1.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually, a French cover by Orange Lounge wouldn&apos;t be that bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also new icon.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:21:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>no real content?  okay how bout bad jokes</title>
  <author>newhaights@comcast.net</author>  <link>http://ajoreilly.livejournal.com/65324.html</link>
  <description>I want to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEulQJkc9UE&quot;&gt;get on the bus&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_London%2C_Connecticut&quot;&gt;New London&lt;/a&gt; to &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_End_%28Hingham%29&quot;&gt;World&apos;s End.&lt;/a&gt;&quot;</description>
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  <lj:music>This journal&apos;s new song: Cuddlecore!</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">This journal&apos;s new song: Cuddlecore!</media:title>
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  <title>I guess I&apos;m destined to a lifetime of memewhoremongery.</title>
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  <description>Stolen from &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_kinkyturtle&apos; lj:user=&apos;kinkyturtle&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://kinkyturtle.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://kinkyturtle.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;kinkyturtle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random&quot;&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first article title on the page is the name of your band.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3&quot;&gt;http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/&quot;&gt;http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post. Also, pass it along in your own journal because it&apos;s more amusing that way:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6253/nelsonlauverrewardofitslg7.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Nelson Lauver - reward of its operation&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:22:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ObSwagpost</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;Games:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gran Turismo 4 (out of nowhere - though I think it was confused with me asking for the GTA VC albums I&apos;m missing)&lt;br /&gt;Orange Box&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DVDs:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Weird Al Show: The Complete Series&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Clothes:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everlast hoodie&lt;br /&gt;Slacks&lt;br /&gt;Jeans&lt;br /&gt;Winter-style robe&lt;br /&gt;Socks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Libations:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bottle of Baileys&lt;br /&gt;Hard cider mini-mix (2 mini-Buttershots, 2 flavored mini-Baileys, cider mix)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Other:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All-in-one insta-phonecharger&lt;br /&gt;Flashlight&lt;br /&gt;Toiletries (stocking stuffers)</description>
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  <lj:music>Jonathan Coulton &amp; Ellen McLain - Still Alive</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Jonathan Coulton &amp; Ellen McLain - Still Alive</media:title>
  <lj:mood>thinking (with portals)</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:06:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Bad Joke of the Month</title>
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  <description>Now in picture form!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://vjarmy.com/wiki/index.php/Ganymede&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/6113/thisnotechartiswacfg4.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:18:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>NEW BAD JOKE DU MONTH</title>
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  <description>What is the difference between a world traveler and a music game fan?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=XUm_7-J5wsc&quot;&gt;dances&lt;/a&gt; the &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecak&quot;&gt;Kecak&lt;/a&gt; monkey chant in &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denpasar&quot;&gt;Denpasar&lt;/a&gt;; the other plays &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=-JM78rb1hsU&quot;&gt;Kecak,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=xIMldx24jos&quot;&gt;Denpasar,&lt;/a&gt; and maybe &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=m34OMLOXRio&quot;&gt;Monkey Dance.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:05:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Memeblast from the past?</title>
  <author>newhaights@comcast.net</author>  <link>http://ajoreilly.livejournal.com/63772.html</link>
  <description>Just saw this quiz in the archives, and hey I wanna start posting again, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My name: Andrew O&apos;Reilly&lt;br /&gt;My DDR NickName: AJO/ANDREW O (they meant scoretag, right?)&lt;br /&gt;My Start Date: April 2001.&lt;br /&gt;My Retired Date: Still playing it up&lt;br /&gt;My First Play Experience: Ahem. *points downwards*&lt;br /&gt;My First Arcade Experience: Connecticut Golf Land, Vernon, CT.  Was hoping for Crazy Taxi, saw 3rd Mix Ghetto-fab Asian.&lt;br /&gt;My First Clear: Upside Down Basic&lt;br /&gt;My First Fail: BBD KOGG3 or The Race or something, Basic&lt;br /&gt;My First REAL Clear: &quot;Real&quot; clear?&lt;br /&gt;My First Arcade Clear: Still don&apos;t have a home version.&lt;br /&gt;My First Trick Arcade Clear: Dam Dariram?&lt;br /&gt;My First Maniac Arcade Clear: Wonderland UKS.&lt;br /&gt;Hardest Basic Cleared: Whatever the hardest 10-footer is...Basic.&lt;br /&gt;Hardest Trick Cleared: Ditto.&lt;br /&gt;Hardest Maniac Cleared: Max300&lt;br /&gt;Hardest Maniac Cleared REGULARLY: CSFIL Speed Mix&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 2ndMIX song: Stomp to My Beat.&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 3rdMIX Song: Dam Dariram. Only song I tried to memorize the steps to.&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 3rdMIX KOREAN Song: Ba Kkwo.  AW YEAH QUEEN OF LOVE&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 3rdMIX PLUS Song: Drop the Bomb&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 4thMIX Song: Music&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 4thMIX Plus Song: Lupin the 3rd &apos;78&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 5thMIX Songs: God of Romance/Wonda/Hot Limit&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 6thMIX Song: &lt;strike&gt;Haights&lt;/strike&gt;Highs off U.&lt;br /&gt;Favorite 7thMIX Song: Sexy Planet ~FNM~&lt;br /&gt;Favorite EXTREME Songs: Burnin&apos; the Floor Momo Mix, La Bamba, Last Message (easy AA)&lt;br /&gt;Favorite SuperNOVA Songs: Red Zone, Peace, Honey Punch, Centerfold (easy AA)&lt;br /&gt;Arcades Visited: Smiles (CT), Dadd&apos;s Extreme (CT) CT Golf Land (CT), FYE Trumbull (CT), What&apos;s Your Game? (CT), Fox Arcade (Foxwoods - CT), Kids Quest (Mohegan Sun - CT), Willi Bowl (CT), Ryan Family Amusements Fenway (MA), Tokyo Game Action (MA).&lt;br /&gt;My first DDR Friend: Pierre.&lt;br /&gt;My latest DDR Friend that I met: Allen and/or Seth from TGA&lt;br /&gt;My Favorite Mix to play on: SuperNOVA, although I&apos;d give anything to play on a full 3rd Mix I NEVER GOT TO PLAY IF YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE :&apos;(&lt;br /&gt;My goals in my ddr career: Work on my stamina, pass a real 10-footer&lt;br /&gt;My favorite Dance Partner: Anyone who wants to play, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;My Favorite Freestyle: Either &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=tPvRVYDeN-k&quot;&gt;Kevin Kim&apos;s Dam Dariram&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=OCW_KAuAn4s&quot;&gt;Bruce Leeroy&apos;s &lt;strike&gt;Calico Cat&lt;/strike&gt; Mikeneko Rock.&lt;/a&gt;  Maybe &lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=3LffJyXK0wE&quot;&gt;Bruce Leeroy&apos;s Kevin Kim&apos;s Dam Dariram?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can be owned in DDR By: Perfect Attack Robots&lt;br /&gt;Dangerous Song he can: I&apos;m gonna go out on a limb on this interpretation... Sexy Planet ~FSM~, because I tear my knees up on the obligatory kneedrop.&lt;br /&gt;My Proudest Achievements: Uh, first catas, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;Current Status: TGA every other weekend.&lt;br /&gt;Current Interest: Beatmania, trying to get back into Pokemon (Diamond)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 14:04:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>omg livejournal?!!?!?!?!1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New icon.  FEAR MY GREASY BOWLMANIFEST VISAGE</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:34:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>oh hey another bad joke</title>
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  <description>Sometime in the future, let&apos;s say mid-millenium, two men - a 10th-generation Irish-American and a 9th-generation Korean-American - are having an argument.  The Irishman says that at the end of the 20th century, the unit of currency in Korea (which let&apos;s say it changes since then or something) was the yen.  The Korean disagrees.  Which man was the winner in this argument?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The Korean won.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:37:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So I bit the bullet, took on some ads and upgraded this LJ to Plus.  Yay me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need new icons.  9 of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And how the fuck do I fix this style so I can see userpic keywords again? &lt;small&gt;CFUD isn&apos;t the same without &apos;em&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:26:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The obligatory post-simfile-tournament retrospective.  Big images.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4888/top2po8.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Collaboration does not guarantee a first-rate result.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4337/top3rl0.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it helps. =3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I really can do a decent simfile after all.  I just can&apos;t pick out songs for shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7753/jestme0.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s possible to be too subtle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6149/nddrozs0.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nDDRo is NOT DEAD YET&lt;br /&gt;&apos;tis but a flesh wound&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9378/thugzi2.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thugs don&apos;t let thugs step Punjab House. &lt;small&gt;yeah i know i probably messed up both the country and the genre shut it&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/941/parasiteunfinox1.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Image Hosted by ImageShack.us&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ohhhhhh bitch you got jacked, bitch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>OSC 5 Megamixed by Pokecapn</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:12:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>mmm that&apos;s good megamix</title>
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  <description>Capn&apos;s OSC5 nonstop is up&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2DKDYFZJ&quot;&gt;gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;01. Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam [2:48]&lt;br /&gt;02. Atomic Kitten - Right Now (Dance*Man Remix) [2:45]&lt;br /&gt;03. Benjamin Diamond - These Emotions [2:16]&lt;br /&gt;04. Prodigy - Breathe [2:43]&lt;br /&gt;05. Prezioso feat. Marvin - Let Me Stay (Extended Mix) [2:56]&lt;br /&gt;06. Captain Jack - Samba Brazil (Club Mix) [2:51]&lt;br /&gt;07. Willie Revillame - Wowowee [2:15]&lt;br /&gt;08. Infernal - Cheap Trick Kinda Girl [2:55]&lt;br /&gt;09. Gunther - Golddiggers [2:55]&lt;br /&gt;10. Smile.dk - Together [2:51]&lt;br /&gt;11. DJ Miko - Radio Star [2:58]&lt;br /&gt;12. Sarina Paris - All In The Way [3:11]&lt;br /&gt;13. Deja Vu feat. Tasmin - You Raise Me Up (Definitive Mix) [2:27]&lt;br /&gt;14. Cascada - Bad Boy [3:04]&lt;br /&gt;15. Angel City feat. Lara McAllen - Do You Know (I Go Crazy) [2:52]&lt;br /&gt;16. Mandaryna - You Give Love A Bad Name [2:31]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;17. Danny Ray - Gasolina (Delaction Remix) [4:26]&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Domino - Fuku Wa Uchi [2:30]&lt;br /&gt;19. O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (Eurobeat Remix) [2:33]&lt;br /&gt;20. Eri - Inspiration [2:30]&lt;br /&gt;21. Hinoi Team - Emoticons [2:37]&lt;br /&gt;22. Y&amp;Co. - Speedy Cat [1:49]&lt;br /&gt;23. J. Storm - Dancin&apos; In My Dreams [2:26]&lt;br /&gt;24. Alvin - Domino [2:13]&lt;br /&gt;25. Alvin - Dream Of You [2:20]&lt;br /&gt;26. Lord Of Hardcore - Go Berzerk [2:47]&lt;br /&gt;27. Party Animals - Have You Ever Been Mellow? [2:35]&lt;br /&gt;28. LRXE - Kagekiha [1:12]&lt;br /&gt;29. NW180 - PARANOiA ~Sky~ [1:50]&lt;br /&gt;30. DJ Sharpnel - Be Princess [3:10]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VBR, gapless separate tracks but it&apos;s STILL SO GOOD</description>
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  <lj:music>Infernal - Cheap Trick Kinda Girl</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:31:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Hey gonk</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bemanistyle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5952&quot;&gt;i picked up pkmn leaf green a few days ago - Bemanistyle [dot] com Forums&lt;/a&gt;  (needs free registration)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;man this franchise is loads funnier after not playing it for over 5 years and fully immersing yourself in internet culture during the break&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;because you instantly notice shit like this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[image: BEAUTY BRIDGET would like to battle!]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my experience on the internet also helped me discover that the lightyears != time kid is gay&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Kilgamayan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Arcanine Master: &quot;Uber&quot; is a very un-Pokémon Master-ish word to use. Pokémon Masters say &quot;Pokémon Gods&quot; instead of &quot;Ubers&quot;&lt;br /&gt;VGD: You sir. Are a faggot.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Good day to you.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: But please.&lt;br /&gt;Arcanine Master: What?&lt;br /&gt;Arcanine Master: Nani?&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Do continue your rant about pokemon masters and how you&apos;ll &apos;own&apos; and &apos;beat&apos; everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: As it is rather hilarious.&lt;br /&gt;Arcanine Master: It is quite ordinary to Me.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: oh great. you capitalize me. Great ego there.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: what, at a lost for words?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Hm?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Nani?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Oh, you&apos;re the anti-Pokémon Master guy.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: You have a short memory.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: You&apos;re not significant enough to stay in my memory for too long. You&apos;re basically a clone of almost every Smogonite.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Basically, you&apos;re retarded then.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Nanda?&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Oh I&apos;m sorry. I believe the correct medical term is autistic.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Why?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: You&apos;re insulting my title while I was at peace. So you&apos;re the one who&apos;s retarded.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: And just who gave that title to you&lt;br /&gt;VGD: The World Pokemon Council?&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Your mom?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: I, who know almost everything about Pokémon claimed this title for myself.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Ok.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Since you know everything.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: might I ask for your all-knowing wisdom on a subject?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Because of my knowledge, I know that you and most Smogonite will never obtain this title in a milleinum.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: I get it. I&apos;m a lowly peasent, while you, the great pokemon master reign over us.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Words like &quot;lol&quot; &quot;Uber&quot; and &quot;n00b&quot; are popular among Smogons, but are infact very anti-Pokémon Master.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: People on the internet are idiots.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: So are you. But I do believe that the correct term for you is &quot;self-deceiving&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: So you are too?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: You seem like a Smogonite. Are you?&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Let&apos;s not change the subject now.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: It&apos;s all about you, the great pocketmen master.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: We&apos;re not.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: I&apos;m not, you are.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Do you have a problem with that.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Yes actually, you egotistical bag of weeaboo.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: It seems you&apos;re worse than most other Smogons.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Most of the others dont usually directly question my title.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--VGD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;followed by&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;VGD: according to you then, I am God.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;VGD: No one has questioned my title.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Thus, I am God.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: That does not make yoy God.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: that does not make you pokemon master now, does it&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: What do you think defines a Pokémon Master?&lt;br /&gt;VGD: You&apos;re not one, that&apos;s for sure.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Hell, nobody is.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Pokemon is the same few strategies being played over, and over again.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: No one is a &apos;pokemon master&apos;.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Then why does the title exist?&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Unless you insist on living in your fantasy world.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: It is a phrase that the multi-national corporations made up to draw in morons like you to buy their pokemon products.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: So in other words, you&apos;re not only anti-Pokémon Master, but you&apos;re against Pokémon?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Then why are you even here?&lt;br /&gt;VGD: to get rid of boredom.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: I see. But I truly love Pokémon and do not believe that the title Pokémon Master is fake.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: I can see that you love Pokemon.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: To the point of insanity.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: The term pokemon master is fake.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: for the sole reason that&lt;br /&gt;VGD: POKEMON ARE NOT REAL.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: It is real in video games and Animé.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: That&apos;s enough for there to exist a title known as Pokémon Master.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: video games are real.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: the pokemon int he video games are not.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: So?&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: If they exist in video games and you can control them then it is completely posible to be a Pokémon Master.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: I reiterate.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: POKEMON AR ENOT REAL.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;now what the hell is a smogonite&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EDIT: and how can I join this madness&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Shinden&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Download netbattle.&lt;br /&gt;Get on mew shrine right this instant.&lt;br /&gt;PM and let the fun begin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EDIT:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: The world becomes boring if you think like that.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: Oh, I&apos;m sure you wish Pokemon were real.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: To love, to hold, to touch in places inappropriote for small children to know about.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Now you are just being a typical immature brat.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: I&apos;ve seen far too many people like you.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: I&apos;m sorry, but I believe your usage of the word brat is inappropriote.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: And I also believe that you have not &apos;seen&apos; many people, rather talk to them over the Internet, as you are too busy being a Pokemon Master in your video game world.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: It is truly boring to see clones of the same personality everywhere in this world.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: I have both seen people and talked to people on the internet. I have notice a difference in the maturity level between them. However, the personality of the people of Smogon seems to resemble the people I see in real life a lot.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: And they&apos;re generally the worst.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: I agree with that.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: People on smogon are generally idiots.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: And you seem to be able to hold an intelligent conversation. Just with really, really fucked up reasoning and motives.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: I don&apos;t see anything wrong with have a view on life that&apos;s different to most other people&apos;s.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: See, yours is not &apos;different&apos;.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: It has crossed the line of being realistic.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: I try to be different, to break away from the norm.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: But you&apos;re just deceiving yourself.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: I believe that Pokémon can be called real if they exist in video games.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Since the video games also exist.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: They exist as creatures in the games.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: the games exist.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: the pokemon exist only as mere pixels.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: That still means they exist.&lt;br /&gt;VGD: not as these &apos;creatures&apos;, as you so call them&lt;br /&gt;VGD: only pixels.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: Either way, if they exist as anything that you can control, then it is possible to be a Pokémon Master.&lt;br /&gt;Dragon Champion: By the way, ofcourse they only exist as pixels. But don&apos;t you think that it&apos;s boring to think of them that way?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--more VGD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;smogon is a pokemon resource site with movelists etc. etc. etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the community there is uh, a little off&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no &apos;master&apos; plays netbattle, in which the metagame IS in fact just the same strategies played over and over again&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Mystic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;He had 6 ubers and I pointed that out to him, which he responded with the accusation that I was jealous of his rare pokemon and that I would never obtain them. That&apos;s how this got started in the first place.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--hey guess what VGD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;SHOW HIM THE PORN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It CAN break people. :3&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Reenee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Is it a sign that I am becoming jaded that the moment I saw him using random Japanese words in a context where it is completely inappropriate to be using them I stopped reading, hit end to scroll to the quick reply box and then immediately went outside and twisted the head off a sparrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also I think I will get one of Leaf Green, Fire Red, or Emerald next paycheck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is reserved for getting me Disgaea 2 and paying off a chunk of my credit card bill&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Revolver Koala&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;what the fuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he&apos;s bragging about having ubers on NETBATTLE BECAUSE YOU CAN&apos;T OBTAIN THEM?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you select them from a damn list&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Mystic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;ugh i could go back and play pokemon but i know after 2 minutes i will be screw it ill fool with EVs and IVs, knowing that all it will do is let me pwn 8 year olds D:&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--Akkaraju</description>
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  <description>Hey, what better way to post to a dead LJ than a bad joke thought up at half past 1 in the morning SO ANYWAY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Jacobs&quot;&gt;Kane&lt;/a&gt; (okay let&apos;s be nice and say his kid come on it&apos;s just a joke) drives a toy truck.  What does he use for fuel?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;background-color:#000000;color:#000000&quot;&gt;Fake diesel.&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <description>i promised myself i wouldn&apos;t meme gah must resist too hard nrrrrggghWRYYYYYYYY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Why am I on your friends list?&lt;br /&gt;Comment and perpetuate.&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;omg actual update&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, I opened my gifts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, we&apos;re one of those weird families who opens Christmas presents early.  ;p  Anyone reading this who&apos;s getting presents will probably have opened theirs by then (now, whatever) anyways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I got pretty much what I asked for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;WWE Raw vs. Smackdown &apos;06 (PS2):&lt;/b&gt; Rented it a couple of weeks ago, asked for it this time around.  I like how extensive the create-a-wrestler is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;World Poker Tour (PS2):&lt;/b&gt; I heard more good things about this than World Series of Poker, and I liked WSoP, so...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sudoku Advance (one-off handheld):&lt;/b&gt; Well, I &lt;i&gt;do&lt;/i&gt; like Sudoku... shame the instructions are so Engrishy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ignition 3.0 (PS2/XBox/PC):&lt;/b&gt; Took a bit of finagling (read: wouldn&apos;t read it at first, took a reboot), but I got it to work with SM.  Will test it out &lt;i&gt;for reals&lt;/i&gt; tomorrow, since everyone else is sleeping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Guitar Hero (PS2):&lt;/b&gt; My god, it&apos;s full of AWESOME.</description>
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